As someone who came from an abusive household, parent celebration days really stick in my craw. I'm not saying you can't cheer for your dad or mom, but please stop telling me to cheer for mine.

The majority of my friends are neurodivergent, so I live in a constant mental and emotional exercise of "they don't hate you, they just forgot to text you back".

Ok, fine, we'll compromise. You can replace CEOs with AI.

Getting the Twitter to X rebrand update feels like watching a monolithic giant crumble to the ground

my job is just… book

We need a Barbie that eats the hearts of all those who have wronged her

don't let anyone come between you and your dream of writing that unhinged little book

Me, every time I'm in a Trader Joe's on game day

1. #WriterBeware! Because they're all doing a lot of soliciting, here are 7 fake literary agencies run by the same scammer, as shown by identical content on their websites. The scammer behind the curtain is Page Turner Press and Media (known in the Philippines as Innocentrix) 🧵

Waking up in October like

Lilith and Eve, 1963, by Yuri Klapouh

This is something Louise Glück told me. It hung over my desk for a decade. A credo for us all.

Boyfriend Pussy Beach 😎🤘

I'm never on here but I opened this dang app just to say that if President Donald J. Trump vetos the TikTok Ban Bill, I can almost guarantee that would win him the majority of Gen Z and Millennial votes for the upcoming election 🤷‍♀️ so if one of his aids can suggest that to him we'd appreciate it

Rachel Weisz in The Mummy (1999)

all these boys want a goth girlfriend but don’t study the moves of one gomez addams.

Hi everyone, I am watching The Mummy Returns, and no human being in all of history has ever looked hotter than Rachel Weisz in this movie, for fucks sake save me.