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How are kids that believe in Santa not weirded out by how he never looks the same????

every day I’m just chasing that first gold medallion in poptropica high

My dad had a heart procedure this morning and still managed to get the Wordle pre-op. What’s your excuse?

Epiphany is proof that a wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Looking around during these services and seeing some of my besties leading and loving well?? Like as our jobs!?!? Nothing like it.

I will take ANY kids to Olive Garden for Valentine’s Day today. Parents pls send them to me. They are my valentines and I love them. They deserve unlimited breadsticks and affirmation.

When you’re a kids pastor, you always get fun gifts like drawings and necklaces…and ziploc baggies of orbees. #blessed

I’ve become the bandaid dispenser at #SCOblast thanks to Welly bravery bandages 💪🏼💪🏼

8yo: can we play outside today? Me: hmm I’m not sure. It’s kinda cold! 8yo: that’s okay, we’re BOYS! We LIVE to resist the cold!!

One of my kids wrote me a report about orcas for no other reason that just to share it with me 😭😭 reason #401837472892 why I love kids min

Nothin like waking up from my post-camp recovery coma to discover that my fridge went out days ago…

“Hey, Pastor Lauren, can I tell you something? I like the taste of cardboard. And you BETTER not tell anybody!!!!!!!!”