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Resist the urge to complain Columbus is being judged by modern standards today. Here’s a thread on how he was judged by his contemporaries. It turns out extreme torture was always controversial

Okay I just turned on the game and I apologize for that #gosox

I think Jonah was overwhelmed. I think he dreaded being the guy who shows up and says, Yeehaw told me to tell you to quit your sinning. I think Jonah responded to stressors with avoidance. Executive function disorders are not new. I get it. Big same, Jonah. Big same.

You can’t reform a system that is fully functioning to work exactly as it was intended

AAVE, one of the hardest languages to grasp if not black. I love it

Hey Persona Nutrition -- it's shit form to send ads for weight loss pills to recovered anorexics. Or anyone, actually. Knock this off.

in the spirit of countdowns and things ending (the year, and in my hope, not the world), here’s something i wrote that i’m very proud of. “your last 15 minutes before the end of the world, ranked from worst to best” from my book “goodbye, again.” happy (almost) end of year.

therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient

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Hey JetBlue, is there any other way to modify my vacation package besides via phone? I've tried calling a bunch of times over the past few weeks and wait times are always 2 hours.

Women of color will be most impacted by the end of Roe, experts say wapo.st/3A3E8wy

People like to talk about demobilization in the context of (admittedly depressing) left-liberal intra-party squabbles while ignoring the biggest demobilizer, which is the press pretending that fringe right policies have a mass constituency while wildly popular left ones have none

I do not work out to look good. I work out to catch my fellow passengers as they leap from our burning orange line train.

I can't decide whether the FDA hasn't read a new study since 1990 or if they HAVE and want to cause worse health outcomes and weight gain. Which is what happens when you food shame.

you gotta hit the ba ba ba’s

not my drunk ass getting lured into the catacombs

good friend is late 20s. in shape, has £10,000 a year, lives in a fine house with some of the finest woods in the country. but he’s consistently ghosted, ignored, or told “you’re the last man in the world i could be prevailed upon to marry.” modern women are broken.