Ernie in the streets, Bert between the sheets

yeah i like dune. dune the movie that came out recently

spotted some @Eve6 merch at LAX

helicopters are crazy. like if they weren’t invented we’d all be like “everything’s cool and the same pretty much”

shooting pool is so cringe that i can be a disc golfer and still say this

hey siri give me a nuanced take on Julian Assange and FAST

why do they say don’t go to the grocery store hungry? DO go to the grocery store hungry!!

what kind of world are we leaving for this baby i met today who constantly wears sunglasses that she puts on herself?!

researchers estimate that in LA the word “unhinged” replicates 7x faster in the vocal cords and is on track to replace “literally” in the next two weeks. please do your part and stfu

joan didion memorial tweets AKA how the cringe stole christmas

Yoko should be blamed for not breaking up the beatles

there’s no way anyone on the right feels as stupid, foolish or awful about their vote in any election— incl trump— as i do about having voted (xtremely reluctantly) for clinton and biden and that should say something revealing and chilling but i’m too dumb to say what

calvin praying for calvin pissing on a chevy logo

hi i’m johnny knoxville and i’m@about to smoke weed and listen to the stranger by billy joel *stupid theme song*

chester cheetah is so obsessed with cheetos he loves them

the masculine urge to turn any song that’s stuck in my head into a Minions version

guys with, like black wedding rings. bad choice.

can someone suggest a better strain? i’ve been smoking Banana Mango but looking for something that makes me feel a little more…curious?

“leftier than aoc but lazier than a mfer” bumper sticker

i lost this one so bad