here’s what he would look like if he was black or chinese

“Dude, come over, I got this mod on Skyrim that makes my apartment smell like poop”

I don’t think any show in history did as much to improve race relations as dragon ball z

Pussy in biodome porno with current day Paula shore cumming and saying whatever his catch phrase was

the only reason i don't refill popcorn tubs from the trash is because of women, good or bad that's the way it turned out

I got molested in my first week at devry but I’m over 6’4” so thats on me, I’ll own that one ha ha, touche guys

Any time you 'implement' a political ideology, it immediately downloads the Wikipedia page into reality and begins functioning perfectly forever

Shut the duck up about my girlfriend and yeah I fricken said duck u stupid baby

my Jewish friend just told me a hamas guy sucked his penis and it wasn’t that good feeling?????????

Tonight! Please join us at Sleeping Village in support of Red Scarves’ album release, along with Chicago’s Mooner!!

feels like an snl promo, they should audition, they need to at least be on a harold team

man, i'm stumped, usually everyone loves it when i burn and mangle 1000s of non-white kids, i wonder what was in the air yesterday

fuck the super bowl we got the pope

I’m ready to die for jimmy fallon

The period comes outof the clit, clitoris.