Wilder Larkin (@larkinwilder) 's Twitter Profile
Wilder Larkin

@larkinwilder

wife to @aenomally, mama 👦🏼👧🏼 👩🏻‍🍼, stressed, prude. Homeschool and gardening for world domination aspirations.

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calendar_today17-08-2018 16:21:53

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Going to BF this last baby as long as I can without it being weird as he’s my last and I’ll miss it but man does it wear me out.

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It's a good thing Harris didn't get elected. By now, she would've introduced the most expensive budget ever, raised taxes on everything, destroyed Elon's plans to cut government waste, and probably even hired Palantir to spy on all of us even more closely. Gosh. What a relief.

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The problem with having 3 children 3 and under is that if you have any sort of extra goals like a milking cow or an attack donkey people look at you like you’ve lost it.

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Me: I really want a nice mop Him: I almost got you one for your birthday but then I was worried you’d put on twitter I got you a mop for your birthday.