OMG! The probability that you are correct is 0.999999999 (rounding error!) #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! Breaking News: The prom corsage that typically adorns a girl's wrist and is bought and given to her by her prom date has been officially replaced by a Calculus textbook! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! My math textbook was my “ln e” and only prom date too! I no longer feel like an outlier! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! I fully understand your dilemma! Two variables for a prom date! How do you differentiate? Clearly, using implicit differentiation! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! Your humour is continuous and limitless. #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

You just put the FUN in FUNction! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! An Integral reference. Thanks for keeping it REAL. Or as we say in math class, an element of R. #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! Reminds me of my prom date way back in the day when BEDMAS was called PEDMAS! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! I’m sure that “counts” as a compliment! Nothing “ambiguous” about this “case”! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! I can hear the wolf on the cover of that Data Management 12 textbook howling! No bias or deviation from the truth on my observations either. #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! Is that a “NET” behind you? This is where your 3D alibi falls apart! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! Thinking question: Which math textbook do I take to prom? Trick question! Clearly, you’d take all three if you’re REALy attending. Nothing IMAGINARY with that solution! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! Did you say ice cream? √-1 2^3 ∑ π √4 at that event! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! You didn’t take your Data Management textbook to prom? It’s heartbroken - like parallel lines have a lot in common, but they never met. Ever. You might think that's sad. But every other pair of lines meets once and then drifs apart forever! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! I agree wholeheartedly! The FUNction that graphs the prom has an end behaviour that rises infinitely to the right when fashionable students do NOT “drink and derive”! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! When I was your age I took my calculus textbook and my faithful graphing calculator to prom too! But I’m hip enough to know that all you mathematically mature students are using the Desmos app at prom! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

OMG! I solved the exact same problem with a different edition of a Calculus textbook! #iTeachMath #mathchat #ProudOfYou

World’s #MATH assignment: Our actions are being graphed in real time! “Flattening the curve” is a function of washing our hands, social distancing, & putting the needs of the most vulnerable 1st. Do your HOMEwork. We’re “graded on a curve”! #COVID19 #iTeachMath #MTBoS #MathChat

Alright, I’ll admit it first. I miss my students! Sniff sniff. No, I’m not tearing up. I got something in my eye. Please watch Be Smart 🤓's video while I get it out. youtu.be/fgBla7RepXU Don’t be an OUTlier! Help #FlattenTheCurve #COVID19 #iTeachMath #MTBoS #MathChat

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