Dag (@lardizard) 's Twitter Profile
Dag

@lardizard

🔞NSFW warning🔞
36 years old
Expect fat, reptiles, and sometimes vore. Neurodivergent. Please be patient with me.

ID: 2561946272

linkhttp://www.furaffinity.net/user/5/ calendar_today11-06-2014 19:25:25

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pokey ⭐ (@foompls) 's Twitter Profile Photo

one great thing about micro is that you can always use them for taste test as many times as you want until they grow into your own personal beanbag c0mmish for lovely Bop (@doughbop.bsky.social) 🦋☁️

one great thing about micro is that you can always use them for taste test as many times as you want until they grow into your own personal beanbag 

c0mmish for lovely <a href="/BopTheEevee/">Bop (@doughbop.bsky.social) 🦋☁️</a>
Varen, "Fox God" (@fffandever) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Ahh, It's been a while since I've been able to get out of the castle. Isn't the fresh air just lovely?" "O-Of course ... Y-Your Majesty ... truly ... invigorating." "Gods ... I can feel my f-fingers ... slipping ..." "D-Don't ... you dare ...!" - #octummber2k25 Day 22 - Carry

"Ahh, It's been a while since I've been able to get out of the castle. Isn't the fresh air just lovely?"

"O-Of course ... Y-Your Majesty ... truly ... invigorating."

"Gods ... I can feel my f-fingers ... slipping ..."

"D-Don't ... you dare ...!"
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#octummber2k25 Day 22 - Carry
Varen, "Fox God" (@fffandever) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Well, isn't this something? I'm in the baths with just His Majesty, the king, he's naked, and in dire need of a scrub. Oh, and he's my adorable heap of a husband. Ready for a cleaning?" "I- um ... you ... I uh- ... You- um ... I ... yes, love." - #octummber2k25 Day 23 - Wash

"Well, isn't this something? I'm in the baths with just His Majesty, the king, he's naked, and in dire need of a scrub.  Oh, and he's my adorable heap of a husband. Ready for a cleaning?"

"I- um ... you ... I uh- ... You- um ... I ... yes, love." 
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#octummber2k25 Day 23 - Wash
Varen, "Fox God" (@fffandever) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Your Majesties? How much longer will I be needed?" "Eugenie, as court mage, your recent help has been invaluable. I want him handsome as can be for the public tomorrow. Right, mister handsome king?" "Eheheh ..." "So ... a few more hours, then." - #octummber2k25 Day 24 - Air

"Your Majesties? How much longer will I be needed?"

"Eugenie, as court mage, your recent help has been invaluable. I want him handsome as can be for the public tomorrow. Right, mister handsome king?"

"Eheheh ..."

"So ... a few more hours, then."
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#octummber2k25 Day 24 - Air
Varen, "Fox God" (@fffandever) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"That's His Majesty's third one of those, isn't it? And House Elmwind's signature reserve, no less." "He certainly does have a taste for fine dining and drinking. Speaking of, how is his dinner coming along?" "Oh, yest! It should be ready!" - #octummber2k25 Day 26 - Guzzle

"That's His Majesty's third one of those, isn't it? And House Elmwind's signature reserve, no less."

"He certainly does have a taste for fine dining and drinking. Speaking of, how is his dinner coming along?"

"Oh, yest! It should be ready!"
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#octummber2k25 Day 26 - Guzzle