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Phrase of the Day: BEE’S DICK (Australian slang) - a very short distance.

I haven’t had to play Gerudo valley in like, a year

Our culture is still so aggressively anti-female that we continue to treat pregnancy like a burden on employeers rather than an inherent and necessary part of humanity. Without women, there wouldn't be employers or employees.

Nah. I’m more healthy now than when I worked a 9-5 (which was more like a 7-6). I survived off caffeine and was chronically tired with a fairly crappy diet. Now I have time to rest and cook. I’m 42.

You know what’s insane. My worst month on OF still outperformed my best ever month on twitch

I’m self employed. If I’m sick I can’t work and if I can’t work I don’t make money. So I mask.

Just posted up a really cheap video and no it’s not because I made a mistake, I’m also not drunk, and I’m not going to delete it later (let’s get all those OF tropes out the way), I’m just being fkn nice because the cost of living is insane

A woman being forced to provide biological labor against her will at the direction of the state is modern day slavery, and we are not talking about it enough.

Why would I answer untipped DMs when I could instead watch the 1992 masterpiece Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest

Making a VIP list on my free page is the best fucking thing I’ve ever done. It eliminates timewasters and is full of trustworthy people who support me.

This is actually a huge problem, you’re used to seeing perfectly smoothed women who don’t actually exist

OF tropes that are pure marketing: - you’re one of 6 special boys - I got soooo drunk - $500 worth of videos for $50! - I fucked the pool guy - I fucked the pizza guy - I fucked my step bro/sis - I’ll delete this when I sober up - you’ve been chosen, here’s a bundle

I know some guys watched my SFW platforms hoping that I’d slip and they’d ‘see something’. Especially when I was doing hot tub or meta censorship streams. They refuse to sign up to my OF, and this is so silly to me because wouldn’t you rather just see the thing consensually?

I’m 42 and I make 6 figures off my body, the wall does not exist.