Bengals whole defense gotta go, I'm not even shocked we let them score so easily

This may be the greatest hate of all time

Seeing my buddy at the bar after getting sent home in an Uber:

My high school had a $10 fine for swearing on campus. One time a kid got caught saying “shit” during gym. When the principal told him to pay up, he handed him a $20 and said keep the fuckin change.

For you LSU 🎥 Matt

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket

that mf flew over the ocean like “this your king????”

People don't think grass be wet in the morning, but it dew.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

The finish to St. X vs. Male was better than any dunk contest I’ve seen this decade. No exaggeration- watch the full 2-minute clip, uncut, via GLICOD. St. X wins Round 3, 83–68, and leads the season series 2–1. These teams could meet two more times this year.

Bih since you always right come do this parlay

u know how much of a sicko u gotta be to get banned on xbox live in 2013?? they was lettin niggas do ANYTHING back then

Certain numbers I won’t press on a microwave like 9

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

"Do Not Touch" has to be one of the scariest things to read in braille

you let them shenan once, they’ll shenanigan

Would you rather have 8 dollars right now or 1 billion dollars but you gotta wait until tomorrow

They should add indoor track to the Winter Olympics 🫵🏾