❗️IMPORTANT POLL❗️ Do you eat bananas with or without the peel? Asking for a friend. Help.

Someone came into my stream today and showed me to their ENTIRE FAMILY?? Literally their siblings, their cousins, their friend, and their MOM. I have someone’s MOM watching me. Some poor mother now knows about VTubers because I’m being passed around her entire extended family.

Becoming a VTuber does NOT have to be expensive!! I see people talk about how expensive it is all the time, but you can just START for $0. OBS is free. Countless models online are cheap/free. That is literally all you need. Don’t think you need to drop thousands. Just START.

WHO IS WATCHING ME ON THEIR XBOX?? HELLO??

LEAVE ME ALONE MANNNN 😭 I THOUGHT THIS TREND WAS OVER

HER EARS DON'T EVEN FIT ON THE SCREEN 😭

Third time in a row my skeb requests get rejected 🙃 Trying to hoard art leading up to model reveal and debut and it's getting rather frustrating. I'm literally just linking my ref sheet and ~2 sentences about personality details. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA help

SCHEDULE 6/30 - 7/6 🪄🐇 OFFKAI COLLABS ARE IN FULL SWING!!! EPIC The Musical tierlist w/ Mari Yume⚠️💤VMine & PEAK w/ my sleep paralysis demons CynoSquare 🟦 Ginn&Tonic | ghost vtuber & Lambriel and finally... after 84 years... an ASMR stream... 🎨 ~ JIRO 📽️ ~ twitch.tv/hopperhase

Real joy and fulfillment doesn't come from chasing followers, finding fake friends, or anything material. Real joy comes from selling all of your belongings and gambling it all away at the casino. It comes from going to bed at 7am and waking up at 3pm. ...or so I'm told

For a solid 10 years, I believed that Canadian Geese (hellspawn) were named after a man named John Canada, and not the actual country of Canada.

*crushes your skull with a boulder as you scroll by*

This really happened btw

Why is CaseOh going around following every VTuber ever 😭 My entire feed is just him following people. If this is a sign that he's debuting a VTuber model I'm gonna explode because wtf

I felt like a child caught between their parents arguing btw

Friendly reminder: I’m rapidly approaching your location

Need me a woman that spends 16 hours a day doomscrolling in bed. A woman that screeches at me like a hyena if I open the door to check on her. My little creature ❤️

Will piss myself live on stream at 1k. (Slight exaggeration)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I can pass on peacefully. 1000 followers on purple site. In the past nearly 7 months, I have only taken 7 days off of streaming voluntarily. Any missed day aside from that was because of something out of my control. 3-4 hour streams, daily, with the sole goal of

I used to run a gambling ring at recess in elementary school!! We would play Blackjack and whatever else we thought of, but you had to bet SOMETHING to play. This was fine, until my classmate brought in his mother’s wedding ring to gamble with. No more gambling :(

When my horse girl in Uma Musume spends 3 hours training, it's called "dedication" and "inspirational", but when I spend 3 hours screaming at my screen because she lost a race by 0.01 seconds, suddenly I'm "unwell" and "scaring the neighbors"