“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

You guys I have a twin niece and nephew that I’m not really allowed to talk about. I’ve only met them once but I get to meet them again with Blair this weekend. I’m like over the moon excited.

I will never get tired of genuinely great actors having absolute reverence for the muppets. It is one of the few consistent good things in the industry; a metatextual self-deprecating bit about acting and show business that has continued on in perpetuity since their debut.

They WILL BE IN MY ROMCOM

I am foaming at the mouth for this

I’d rather be dead in the northeast than alive literally anywhere else in this country

I’m so sure

Both he and his wife are both unbelievably creepy and just plain weird

Know what show I love? The deadliest catch. Pop me an edible and put that on tv? I’d watch it for hours. American pickers too! Great shows

Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado really is that bitch. Like this song could come out in 2026 and it would still be a massive hit.

pls stop tagging me in this, I'm breathing into a paper bag

LMAO this is so funny

Thinking about last NYE Blair and I took shrooms and I ended up DMing with Mama Tot on TikTok. She told me we were going to meet Amanda bynes. Imagine that conversation while tripping

Give my man his award!!!

Katherine Heigl deserves better than poise commercials.

If there were photos of Harry and his kids with overnight bags moving between homes without Meghan, there would be British newscasters stroking out during the morning shows tomorrow. But since it’s William and his kids —- 🤷🏼‍♀️

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