What could possibly go wrong?

UN 👏 SUS 👏 TAIN 👏 A 👏 BLE

Self-fulfilling prophecy

In Australia the government takes more than you owe directly out of your wage and then in July you're allowed to ask for some of it back.

You can clear $100k a year working less than 30 hours a week as an NDIS support worker btw

Fuck you CommBank I don't need a babysitter

This country has the dumbest politicians on the planet

Looks like Hollywood is finally starting to notice me

Hey One Nation Australia where did you get my phone number?

Dear Australians, Your cost of living crisis is helping to fund the war in Ukraine.

You ever start a job around the house thinking it'll only take a couple of hours only to figure out, about 5 hours in, that it's going to take you all fucking weekend?

The ALP just took $1,142.11 from the taxpayer and applied it to my already paid off HECS debt, putting me $1,142.11 into credit. Thanks Albo!

How good are sausage rolls?

Drips and assorted ALP stans: “If someone on my team did a bad thing but someone else did a bad thing before it means the thing that my team did was not bad at all akshually and if you say otherwise you can DIE IN A FIRE SCUMBAG #bekind”

Lachlan Preston Byrne having a foreign intelligence official serve openly as a high commissioner is the kind of thing that happens to a country that has been conquered

My account is 17 years old. Is that enough age verification for the U16 ban?

Just in case I can't log in to this app without ID tomorrow, thanks for all the shitposts and fuck the Australian government.