Tish Eastman (@l8chronotype) 's Twitter Profile
Tish Eastman

@l8chronotype

Late chronotype, on Tokyo time in CA. Tweets are largely facetious & do not reflect the quality of my soul. Or prove that I have one.

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calendar_today05-02-2013 12:38:12

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Anyone who saw Neil deGrasse Tyson on Bill Maher and who knows about UFO/UAPs is prob 🤬like me. He said the navy pilot video capture was a programming glitch—but they all SAW it first, then were cheering cuz video system saw it too. So their eyes a glitch?

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I put up a bunch of music and a bunch of poems the last few months but this one, about women’s underwear, is getting the most views. Of course it would. It’s underwear. youtu.be/alri9jSAuEI

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Hashtag game CarlStilwell started—maybe without knowing. #SeaLevelRiseASong Over the Boardwalk Swimmin’ over the dock of the bay Sailing sailing over downtown LA

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FB @TishsTinyComedyClub #ArcadeForTheElderly Tish Eastman Did a different video to my comedy set because my stomach looked fat. youtu.be/btSIazPuKdE

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The only unbelievable thing about this is that a Reptilian would think a wife who was waked up in the middle of the night would want to have sex…with her husband. Didn’t she have a celebrity pass?

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Going Live. Global. Yikes. Tune in an hear about the first anthology of Experiencer disclosure POETRY. Jim Masters Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Ancient Aliens Earthfiles #UFOs #disclosure #PoetrySubmissions youtube.com/watch?v=OidBok…

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#ClimateChangeASaying Make hay while the wildfire burns someone else’s hay field. Glaciers wouldn’t melt on her tongue. It’s an ill class 5 tornado that blows no good. Monkey sea rise, monkey do nothing.

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There’s a lack of artistic follow through with the change from the little tweety bird to X: the icon to write still has a quill one with a feather, which, if you think about it, was pretty clever. Bird. Tweet. Feather. Elon Musk #tweeticon

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Scanner: A hit and run has happened in Capitola in front of Nob Hill on Bay Ave. A black Toyota 4 Runner with a female driver hit a pedestrian. A county wide project “rope” for all available officers is now being broadcast to set up at key intersections