//if my acc acts weird lmk please

You guys like my new costume~ ✨️

Of course. And my wool is glistening like it's new. What a fine day this is.

No. And I would prefer it if they, or anyone else for that matter, didn't.

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[ Pinned ] 𝚂𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙴𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚛: 𝙱𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚝𝚝 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚊 𝙼𝚌𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚣 𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙼.𝙸.𝙰 𝙻𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝙵𝚞𝚢𝚞𝚔𝚒, 𝙹𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚗 " 𝘓𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘰.. 𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳."

Ah. Summer time. I shall remove my wool and work on my tan~ ✨️

Incorrect dearest Ereshkigal. I'm wearing a— ( looks at purchase tag ) A speedo!

I like to think I am. Out running Ishtar as long as I did must make me worth something. Hmm. People should bet on me for money.

No. That's me fighting- er... Running for my life. I've taken to bartending as a hobby these days. It isn't all that bad I think.

One piña colada coming up.

You're not Jason so this is on the house~

the ‘with mama’ meme is the only thing keeping my leaky shack of a nervous system together

Ah. Summer. Sunbathing. What bliss. ( pulls speedo out of his ass crack with an audible ' smack ' sound )

What a sentence.

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zero.⠀ FUCK IT!!! WE'RE DONE GATEKEEPING!!! here's a massive pinterest board of those fancy assets and textures that layout artists here use. use blending modes to remove the background and blend assets into your graphics. pin.it/4VlmKe67C

I should flirt with Jason's ex to further insult him.