i do not need a restaurant menu to tell me how many calories are in my double chocolate fudge brownie caramel drizzle explosion i made my choices here no need to rub it in

Nonremovable EVF with a 33 megapixel sensor and in a cinema body 👍

Poker Face doing an episode that features Sam Richardson and a bunch of nods to famous heist movies is so specifically made for me that I'm concerned it might be a trap

it appears i have been passed over for knighthood once again just because i’m “not British” and “haven’t accomplished anything” and i “keep calling and asking if i can have a sword”

B&H BILD savings are crazy good right now. You can get double the savings on the S1Rii at no extra cost just for the bundle.

NYC when covered in fog is everything I want and more. 📷: LUMIX S1Rii w/ Sigma 70-200mm 2.8

sometimes i like to play a little game i call What If I Put It In The Air Fryer?

put this on national television gothamist.com/arts-entertain…

analytics is all just junk math for nerds and dweebs unless it tells me something i like in which case numbers don’t lie

BREAKING: Christian Horner is to exit Red Bull Racing with immediate effect #F1

if i were a person who lived in the Jurassic Park universe i do not think i would go to the island with the dinosaurs on it

CVS is a wild place because I don’t know where else you can grab prescription antibiotics, a Nerf football, and a king-size Milky Way in the time it takes Tina Turner to sing Simply The Best over the loudspeaker

updating the list of things that terrify me: 1. the ocean 2. going viral 3. waking up during surgery if i ever become tiktok famous for waking up during an emergency procedure on a cruise, please know i am in hell

If I put half as much effort into anything as I just put into researching where to find a good pastrami sandwich, I'd be king by now.

sorry i missed your call, i had caesar dressing on my phone screen

Naked Gun was a blast. Dude a few rows behind me in the theater was full-on howling at every joke. Infectious as hell. A good time at the movies.

game-ending strikeout on a 103mph fastball i am hyperventilating

Twitter/X needs less people being smug and sarcastic & more people posting links to delicious sandwich recipes.