Post 14U #UmpireThoughts: I rang a kid up on a high pitch to end the inning. He turns to me and says “Cmon blue, that’s at my head”. Yes it was at his head. But sorry pal, that’s a strike in my zone. Head to toe. Swing. The. Bat. #expand

I’m very excited to watch Celtics Basketball next season. Should be very interesting. Could get weird, could get ugly, but what leads me to believe they’ll prevail: They’re the god damn Celtics. #banner19

I love America🇺🇸

#TrafficThoughts: July 4th takes Christmas to an entertaining 7 games but the North Pole atmosphere is too much to handle for the 4th and Christmas ultimately takes the title. Finals MVP: Santa Clause

Just read the children’s book “The Going To Bed Book” by Sandra Boynton… why the hell would the zoo animals take a bath and then go work out before going to bed?! #confused

Wow. Beautiful evening on Sharpeners Pond field here in NA. Looks like we got an all time classic here in the works: Andover vs North Andover. They got a guy with a whole lot of North Andover pride calling balls and strikes behind the dish tonight. And I’m that guy #umptweet

Okay okay, I’ll say it. The Snack Wrap from McDonald’s is overrated.

I feel like I just dribbled into the corner vs a 1-3-1 trap and turned the ball over #bonus #SaturdayThoughts

The Official Preseason Power Rankings ahead of tonight’s season opener. 1.) Cooperstein 2.) Lynch 3.) DiRico 4.) T.Dolan 5.) Gray 6.) Webster 7.) Lawrence 8.) McDevitt 9.) C.Dolan 10.) Connolly 11.) O’Connell 12.) Regan Rankings are sponsored by Coca-Cola

Was there anything better as a kid than being with your boys outside playing “Pickle” than hitting a smooth transition to Man Hunt when it got dark?? I think not. #ThursdayThoughts

Sure. I’ll say it. Either go back the 1 game wild card round format, or give the lower seed game 2 at home #WildCardThoughts

Here we are on October 9th 2025 and the song “Pink Pony Club” still bangs #PPC

Not enough people talk about how versatile of an athlete Ranch dressing is

Long live the Dutchmen.

No doubt about it. Senior, Patch Flanagan was named Liberty League Offensive Player of the Year to lead 16 All-League honors! #FTC #GoU #D3fb unionathletics.com/news/2025/11/1…

As a recently retired athlete, I feel it’s necessary to express my gratitude for the song “Dreams and Nightmares”. Talk about 4 mins of constant flow that has you ready to run thru a brick wall every week

Shrink Turkey, Expand Tenderloin. Happy Thanksgiving

Give me a first round (7) Celtics vs (2) Knicks playoff matchup with Tatum

In light of my recent employment as a seasonal UPS delivery driver, just wanted to give a shoutout to the house in Boxford with a box of gatorades and waters open to any seasonal delivery drivers like myself. I work so hard and really appreciate this kind gesture.

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