My thought on Demarcus Cousins to the Warriors #sickleague

Jonathan Quick is gross. This dude HAS to have a high speed internet modem in his helmet that processes where his hands and legs need to go. So efficient like another Jonathan I know. The property bros. Jonathan does the fixing, drew does the selling. Then they kiss on the lips.

Byfgulien is just a freak. A bulldozer. A human dumbbell. If I saw this man coming at me in the corner my good god I would be clenching my cheeks so when I shit my pants it doesn’t get all over the glass on national tv

If Joe Biden wants to keep score: In 8 years, Biden & Obama had a net loss of 193,000 manufacturing jobs. In just over 2 years, Donald J. Trump has created 453,000 manufacturing jobs. Don’t let Biden take us backwards!

Fucking insane that Vladimir Putin had 8 goals today in a game. 8 GOALS. Idc if he executes me with a desert eagle after the game, I’m not letting him tuck 8 goals. Would love to see him cut across the blue and feed him a cris pronger sandwich. Extra mustard. Extra elbow.

Patrice Bergeron makes me wanna shower in the dish washer. Maybe lean into a nice crispy marijuana cookie and sleep in the dish washer with a bunch of plates with macaroni and cheese stuck to them. Just hang out in there and talk to coffee mugs. What the fuck am I talking about

Amazing display by Backes throughout this whole ordeal. First person to call for help. Shaken the whole time. Leaves the ice only after he (and the rest of both teams) see Sabourin as safely off as possible. Unfortunate play.

95% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. Thank you! 191 Federal Judges (a record), and two Supreme Court Justices, approved. Best Economy & Employment Numbers EVER. Thank you to our great New, Smart and Nimble REPUBLICAN PARTY. Join now, it’s where people want to be!

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The Pens current roster would have been absolutely disgusting in NHL 14.

Ryan Reaves on Arber Xhekaj: "I don’t like getting jumped. I don’t know if I’ve really jumped anybody. If you want to fight just ask me. I’m always around. You know where to find me."