We are living in a simulation

How do you say thanks? Y’all stuck with us through everything. Your support & your love have helped us through some pretty heavy unknowns. What would this mean without you? Nothin’. ❤️❤️❤️ #turnpiketroubadours

The best album I’ve listed to the past decade is Jason Boland & The Stragglers The Light Saw Me. Hands down. It’s already flirting with my top 5 All Time.

Missed the Oklahoma Football game today (thank God) but made it back in time to grab a few kombuchas, butter up some popcorn & root for USC Football ✌️ to lose. Yeah, I’m petty 🤷🏼‍♂️

My favorite late night host & it’s not even close- Spaceghost. youtu.be/imyrigvXHYg?fe…

We, Turnpike Troubadours , will be on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night 1/11 on ABC if ya feel like tuning in 👍🏻👍🏻

Seasons come & go. Feelin’ good again 🙏🏻👊🏻💪🏼 youtu.be/g5i6duhB9mk?fe…

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

The perfect country song. youtu.be/DB-VNN4WrvE?si…

When someone mentions early George Strait to me:

Tupac told y’all a long time ago what happened & what was to happen. Diddy was always a scumbag. youtu.be/5V7u672xw4g?si…

Virtue signaling through association might be the weakest form of passive aggressiveness.

George Carlin audio over Splinter from TMNT's live show is hilarious

With Willie! 🤠 instagram.com/stories/turnpi…

I can’t quite put into words how insanely awesome it is to say “Coming up Next! Turnpike Troubadours, BOB DYLAN AND WILLIE NELSON!” Thank you so much for listening to our set Alpharetta! What a pleasure it was. 📸 @equirk