I was up on a ladder painting the gutters on my house when a young couple walked by with a stroller. The child saw me and exclaimed, “The Man. The Man is up high!” That’s right kid. I’m the Man Who’s Up High. The Man in the High Tower.

Chugging four monsters and then immediately taking a Xanax to calm down

“This is like something else” nuh uh no it’s not, it’s entirely its own thing. [kneels down, folds hands] explode this person, God. Explode this person into millions of little pieces. Explode them now

I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions

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There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

Walk today

If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's

my eye floaters soar and dive with the birds in the sky

Sorry to this account for screen recording but if I lost this one I'd be devastated

give a man a fish, awesome. give a man two fish, even better

can't talk rn, mountain whispering my name to clouds..

PLAYSTACEAN 🦀

ive never heard of this guy in my life