Come find Ben he’ll give her a hug too!

He really has missed this optimistic Android so much. It’s impossible to be anything other than happy in his presence. He just sort of bear hugs him.

It turns out sleeping for like three months builds confidence.

Yes it absolutely is.

He’s so human it amazes him sometimes. He forgot how nice Josh’s hugs are. It’s weird, but it feels like how a parent would hug their kid. He assumes he was designed that way.

FINE then he needs verbal confirmation.

Well, his programmers would be pleased to know their work is impeccable. “How ya been, bud?”

Just say it, Katherine.

“They certainly have. But I think everyone needed that time to rest, honestly. And you don’t need to call me sir, remember?” He adds, chuckling a little. This is a discussion they’ve had many times already.

Katherine Flores you wILL MAKE THIS AGREEMENT!

THAT DOESN’T BOTHER HIM IT’S HIS LITERAL NAME.

When it’s your bday but everyone is dead so there’s no one to celebrate with

Thanks, bitch. He’ll give her cookies for free (no agreements or anything to sign or give verbal confirmation for).

Uh... That’s kinda /his/ thing.

HIS. THING.

Ben has plenty of /things/. This is just one of them.

He got that copyrighted last month, sorry. He also found a way to get being a dumbass copyrighted, as well. He figured he might as well get paid for something he does so well, right?

He has plenty of friends down here, thank you very much. He happens to know lots of dumbasses. It’s in his room, he’ll go get it.