#Bromley Homeless is seeking a new Trustee with relevant experience who will serve as Safeguarding Lead, overseeing safeguarding in the work of the charity.

If you are interested in supporting homeless people in #Bromley by serving in this role, please see bromleyhomeless.org/seeking-a-safe…

THIS SATURDAY 8 OCTOBER from 7pm - Sleep-Out, #Bromley Parish Church, to raise awareness of causes, trauma of homelessness, + funds to support our work. Sign up to sleep out, or come for evening, hear about our work, enjoy great food from Tamasha (£10). How we spent donations 👇

Whenever you feel like an imposter in your job, remember the Secretary of State for Digital, Media and Culture thinks the Internet is 10

Biden - 264
Trump - 214
DnB - 174
Jungle - 160
Dubstep - 140
House - 120

It's important to remember that nothing Michael Gove says means anything. Terribly polite, speaks very gently - and he will say anything, anything at all, to further whatever his agenda is at the time.

Boris Johnson resigned in protest against May’s deal he signed up to, negotiated basically the same deal as May and won an election based on the deal (which he now says never made sense) being absolutely fan-fucking-fantastic, but remember we all knew what we were voting for.

The tories have royally fucked themselves here.. Quarter of a million kids take A levels every year, 5 and a half million take GCSE’s. So, treat them like shit if you want, but they can all vote in a couple of years.. and I’ve a feeling they’re still gonna be pissed.

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

We clap for the immigrants who are on our frontline with one hand and slap them round the face with the other. I suspect this is what Priti was like at school. And I bet she eats chapatti with a knife and fork.

Update: following today's hospital data, a cautious estimate of the number of UK excess deaths during the Covid-19 pandemic up to 18 May is

62,100

Of these, we know 51,441 have occurred, the rest are estimates.

Today, I have assessed the numbers I have been posting

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I keep asking charlie to keep it down a bit in the garden for fear of upsetting our new neighbours. This morning I spotted our new neighbours reading the Daily Mail on their patio. And that’s the story of why my son is now in the back garden enjoying a drum kit made of saucepans.

CNN: “Aren’t you concerned you could go infect other people who don’t go to this church?”

OHIO WOMAN: “No. I’m covered in Jesus’ blood.”

BA refund update.
Your booking has been cancelled? Airline must repay you.
The cancellation email encourages you to accept a voucher; normal refund facility has been disabled.
But if you call 020-3250 0145 and DO NOT PRESS 1 a human will arrange cash back. Only a 10 min wait now.

If you don’t stay inside I’ll come and fucking sanitise you from tongue to toosh with a hoseful of bleach, you outdoorsy twats.

Watch this. It shows why we should all do the right thing and stay home to the fullest extent possible. All of us can help slow the spread of the virus, protecting the elderly, the vulnerable, and each other. washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/…

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