“こんにちは.”

|| HEHEHEH IM BACK

Flicks the cap off a liquor bottle, lounging in a chair. Very classy. "Thank. /Fuck/. He's gone."

Sneering. "You know, the green little shithead?"

Dave's sleeping? "ᵒʰ ˢᵒʳʳʸ"

"David Elizabeth Strider is a Big Tiddied Lesbian."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna Kashoot myself, thanks for listening."

|| did dave and damara interact in homestuck bc i cant remember but if not this is Most Certainly how itd go down

|| idk who zephyr is but dave: catch these hands you stupid bitch zephyr: grabs daves wrist when punch was thrown dave: uh my bro called i gotta go vacuum

|| i wanna,,,,, remake my sombra,,,,, bc i had a bombass sombra until someone wouldnt leave me the fuck alone

|| hey guess what i made a hacker man pls follow and rt her @allupfromhcrc porrim coming later today :')

|| dave be mf flexin bro

|| hey..... its porrim @marbledbeavty. follow and rt her

⊱ ᴅᴀᴍᴀʀᴀ. ⊰

Rolls out of her bed. Jesus, it’s afternoon already ????

Kicks down door. “I’m alive. Somehow.”