This is your daily reminder that the Twitter client is a colossal hunk of shit. The only escape from their hellish mobile UX was Tweetdeck which was just recently blocked on mobile. Elon Musk is dick.

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The LA Times got rid of all box scores, standings & game stories. No scores for UCLA/USC, Dodgers, Angels, Rams, Chargers, Lakers, Clippers, Ducks & Kings. Did y'all forget that the #1 question ppl ask is "What was the score of the game?" #Unsubscribe L.A. Times Sports Los Angeles Times

This is your reminder that the Los Angeles Times Sports section is now trash. No sports scores, no stats, no rankings. Just fluffy arthouse articles written to be "more like a magazine". "Go online for scores & stats," the L.A. Times Sports editor says. Why the fuck do I subscribe then?

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Hey MetLife? I know you probably aren't seeing this but disallowing special characters & having not having multi-factor authentication available is a recipe for disaster for customers & very bad policy for a financial institution. Just sayin'. #metlife #mfa #badpasswords

Hey Bing Maps. 30yr Microsoft Blue Badge vet checking in. The #LosAngeles #fires are approaching our home & I don't see anything on Bing Maps about fire line encroachment, evacuation zones, etc. Meanwhile, Google Maps updates every day. Will you be doing anything? #PalisadesFire

Dear Tender Greens of Century City: All I asked was to replace the mashed potatoes & bread on the Short Rib plate w/ a small side spinach salad. Because I'm #diabetic. Your manager said 'no': Order something else. Repeatedly. Despite having done this 6x before. Goodbye 4ever.