🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

Maricopa County, AZ is experiencing a serious shortage of poll workers heading into Election Day. If you live in Maricopa, please consider signing up. Not in Maricopa? Send this link to someone you know who might know someone there: powerthepolls.org/votesaveamerica

Reminder that WISCONSIN HAS SAME-DAY VOTER REGISTRATION so if you need to, you can register at your polling place.

Vote.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, as a guy who thinks picking up calls from random numbers should be against the law, but if you voted in Nevada, pick up your phone!

GEORGIA VOTERS: If you’re in line, stay in line! If you're in line by 7pm, you have the right to vote. 🔵Cobb County Civic Center 🔵Sugar Hill Church, Gwinnett 🔵Swint Elementary School, Jonesboro Your vote matters! RT/share this post so others stay in line.

Here's me sharing way too much with my hero Conan O’Brien Team Coco

Toronto! 2nd show added! Tickets on sale tomorrow at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani

Piper? I hardly even know her

Toronto, tickets are now on sale for the new show added 🎟️🎟️ Get them here: linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani

Marry your best friend

Let me slip into something a little more... uncomfortable

There are people in my walls I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . .

I'd like to have a word with whomever named this substance I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour. ✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle ✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR ✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . .

The internet is a cruel and tumultuous place Team Coco

Chicago! Exciting news: I will be filming my new stand-up special at The Vic Theatre in March. Tickets go on presale this Wednesday (12/11) at 10 a.m. CT. Don’t miss out! All info at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani. ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . .

Vancouver! I’ll be performing at the Vogue Theatre on February 22nd in the Just for Laughs Festival (Just For Laughs VANCOUVER), and I’d love to see you there. Presale is now live with code KUMAIL. Get your tickets at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . .

Presale is LIVE for my stand-up special taping at The Vic Theatre! Don’t miss my brand-new hour, Chicago. Get your tickets now with code KUMAIL — linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani. Can’t wait to see you in March! ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . .

Chicago! Due to overwhelming demand, we’ve added an early show! Get your presale tickets now at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani with code: KUMAIL

All 2025 tour dates are on sale now! 2nd show just added in Vancouver. Don’t miss my "Doing This Again" tour coming to a city near you. Get your tickets now at linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani ✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte ✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham ✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston ✶ 1/30. .