El Paso Herald, Texas, September 14, 1928

The most beautiful woman you've ever seen is a random person in a kung fu movie from the 70s and that's the only thing she's ever been in

this is not my wife’s car, stop saying that is my wife’s car

It is really too early on a Sunday for this but. The only "news report' of the death of the ABC whistleblower (seemingly made up in the first place by a rando verified account on this hellsite archive.is/TA5yq) is on a junk AI-written website.

hey here’s a guy bragging about getting paid to incite a pogrom against innocent Haitian immigrants. now, I can’t properly post what I think should be done to someone like that.

advanced graphics and sound

Uhhhhhh

It’s so cool that the worlds most moronic rubes will see this and their first reaction won’t be like “oh wow, this guy just admitted that he lied to us to manipulate us into acting like racist freaks” it’ll be more like “he has a good point, it was smart of him to lie to me”

I don’t think people should be trying to shoot other people in general. I think it’s a bad habit.

Best thing ever written about Elon’s broken brain imo davekarpf.substack.com/p/what-elon-mu…

just found out that former WCW wrestler Lash LeRoux is now a caricaturist. hope these girls didn’t talk to each other afterwards!

this woman could be on an animorphs cover where she transforms into an ashtray

you called?

Born Skibidi (Nuxx)

at around :42 Rich Lowry catches himself saying, well, you should just watch

Unearthed video: Trump-endorsed candidate Mark Robinson (R-NC) says women shouldn’t have access to birth control and says they just need to “get this under control” while pointing to his groin

want some really old Grant Morrison?

walking around all day with a booger stuck to the tip of my trigger finger to demonstrate my commitment to peace

Got my Caillou being waterboarded (and some other) stickers from 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛