sheryl counting crows

my personal brand is getting cheated on by musicians

it’s really funny that my relationship imploded at the same time and as quickly as the titanic submarine did

“do you know ableton?” no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

god put me on this earth to be a girlie doing girliepop things

jimmy buffet died today, which basically means it’s my dad’s own personal 9/11

thought about the roman empire organically today and i’m not even a man

the number one rule of comedy is know your audience and i just made a 9/11 joke at a redneck wedding

if you’re reading this, i’m single and want dollaritas

saltburn was so relatable bc i have also been driven to the brink of madness by a vaguely bisexual man over 6 foot 2

sorry for having feelings, that wasn’t very sex object of me

is it religion, or is it divine daddy lore

thinking about buying a subaru just to have for the 2 days a year portland has a half inch of snow

going sky diving!! (boarding a commercial boeing flight)

they should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score

uffie popped the glock so charli xcx could rewind

please let me back into the coconut tree I would no longer like to exist in this context

nazis, beautiful lakes, and all my childhood trauma