megan fox’s ring:

If y’all haven’t watched Maid on Netflix… you need to!!! Puts a lot of things into perspective really

Watermelon High Noons taste like cucumbers… ew do better

Literally do this every day at work… 🥴

Why do I feel illegal showing my ID to the bouncers??? I’m 23 🙄

Only in adams county would a lady with a monkey be walking around Walmart 🥴

You’re only as pretty as you treat people

Saint tried to 20piece a pit bull at the park…. This is why we can’t have anything nice 🙄

my closet is FULL and i still feel like i have no clothes

Y’all be careful in Nashville…. There are some professional thieves watching you 🥴

if overthinking was a drug i would OD

Gross Income vs Net Income

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

checked my bank account and none of it was fraud, it was all me like wtf

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

Work hard but make sure you enjoy life too.

Except your sister 🫶🏼

MET 2023 🤍