I’m either falling asleep in class or having moderate-severe anxiety from drinking 1/4 of a coffee. There is no in between

I miss when my twitter feed was just like dick jokes and farts and stuff

Was crying sad tears about the world earlier so I did a switcharoo and watched all my wedding videos to cry happy tears instead and I like that about myself

I have said it before and I will continue to say it. Nursing school is FUCKING HARD AND STRESSful and don’t even think about getting your period when u have an exam in a few days because there is absolutely no time for it

This winter has crushed my spirit and my car. Pls sedate me until May

I’m not interested in your instagram story ‘healthy’ swaps for fruit by the foot or fruit roll ups. They are delightful. Stop trying to steal my joy

In case I haven’t said it enough recently, I despise nursing school. These bitches are so cut throat. It makes zero sense in this super “helping” & “caring” profession.

I listened to I fall apart three times in a row so that’s how today is going

Did I break the toilet seat drunk yesterday, yes, did I fix it today and feel like a bad bitch because I can screw one thing into another, also yes

Just finished my final assignment for nursing school and tomorrow is my last day of class. YEAH BABY

I got v drunk last night and maybe I peed the bed whatever. My husband the night before told me he wanted to save my car accident $$ for our babies. Who’s at fault here???

Stepping outside in New York today

This bad air quality apocalypse looking moon is both cute n scary

Me & Billy

Thank u I feel seen

My husband always be on his doin cute shit game

All my sibs messaged me with love at 11:11 tell me that’s not a magical moment

Had my first unpleasant experience at work so naturally I’m sulking waiting for my husband to get home and tell me she was mean and I’m beautiful and smart