Picking up my prescription always sounds so much cooler than it is

Sometimes you gotta stop and ask yourself is it fire 🔥 or is it trash 🗑️

Keys are signs of power

More money means more locks means more keys and keys are POWER

In the sewer system looting for fallen keys

Buying all loose keys

Star ships were meant to fly - jk rowling

Now introducing the gas powered vape

This is my first brockhampton Christmas Eve

Not to be a fatass but I remember syrup sandwiches

Tom hanks: life is like a box of chocolates Chet hanks: erm Bomboclaat? lol Hey does anyone have 2 bucks I could borrow

Kamala Harris is my work wife

Plankton be like I wish this was real: 🍔

If future didn’t make mask off, I would’ve

Even an elevator is right once a floor

I bet being the president would be fun af

They need to make Lego The Weeknd video game

They killed it when they made downtown south