if you’re happy, who the heck cares what anyone else thinks

High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes

well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

Friendly reminder that everyone that voted Republican is not a racist piece of shit and everyone who voted Democratic is not a liberal snowflake. Not listening to each other and associating character with political alignment is what got us to where we are now.

@ girls who support other girls, I love you.

May your ass get fatter in 2019

full offense but if you don’t defend my name when i’m not around you’re not my friend

I'm really that girl who won't drink a soda but has 10 mixed drinks ...

This is a “with you or without you” kind of year.

men SHOULD NOT be making laws on what women can and can’t do with their bodies.