Deplorable: Elon is supposedly smart enough to know how weather works. He could easily put a stop to MAGA's hurricane conspiracies and misinfo w/just a couple tweets. So either: A: He isn't actually smart B: He doesn't care and loves a riled-up MAGA Which is it?#HurricaneMilton

The sheer chaos of trending topics! Worst hurricane ever, a Kennedy died, someone named Catturd has an obscene number of followers and none of them understand the concept of wind, and then suddenly! Along comes the Chicken BigMac to completely unhinge my timeline.

"Randomly" This is horrific.

You know what professional skill I developed that almost never matters anymore? I can leave a damn good voicemail. Clear, concise, chipper.

BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Carter has achieved his goal of living long enough to vote for Kamala Harris. God Bless you, President Carter. 💙

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The Prime Minister of Canada says, under oath, that Tucker Carlson is paid by Putin’s intelligence services.

Trump is so fucking awful that we have a term called “sane-washing” now.

LOL internet, no I do not want non-partisan voting guidelines I want you to tell me which ones are fascist and which ones won't murder the environment or my trans child.

I GOT TO VOTE FOR A BLACK WOMAN TO BE POTUS TODAY!!!!!!!! The night may be dark and full of terrors, but I didn't think I would have the honor to do this in my lifetime. I'm scared, but I will be on the #JoyfulWarrior train for all of my days. #HarrisWalz

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And his comments aren’t even open, the little bitch.

Can someone make me feel better? I’m so sad and scared. #Election2024

There is no joy in Mudville.

YES! YES! Start the deportations and watch the crime rate... stay exactly the same!

I was trying to make myself feel better by saying "Hey, it's only 4 years, we can manage" but who knows. With all of those assholes in charge he could just change term limits, even just for himself. Anything is possible at this point.

What are our thoughts on bourbon before 9 a.m.?

I sort of kind of maybe thought this place couldn't get worse but - as usual - turns out the bar can always get lower. I'm going to have to peace out. Let the Orange Cult members and Red monsters eat themselves.

Anyone know if this guy ever apologized?