It sure took Kim K a long time to get bangs considering how many breaks ups she’s had. Respect.

Ugh this Carl and lindsay breakup has the makings of another scandoval but we still haven’t recovered from the original

I don’t really think about Ancient Rome but i do think about how Jurassic Park would have been totally fine if they just had the vegetarian dinosaurs. Like weekly

I’ll be competing in the marathon this weekend. Trying to go the whole day without napping, vomiting or peeing my pants. #pregnancyjourney

Mom, you don’t have to whisper “Black Friday”

Real housewives Salt Lake City deserves an EGOT for this weeks episode.

pregnancy tip. Places with "open house" signs are free bathrooms.

Obviously Kate Middleton made the biggest mistake of her life and got bangs. She is in hiding until they grow out. We’ve all been there.

Honestly we can be cool if we have political differences but if you are not #teamariana i dont have anything to say to you

Ok so babies fall asleep comfortably once you put them in a little straight jacket outfit.

This is THE edit 😭

I dunno why everyone keeps talking about voting. The love island polls are closed.

Jd Vance def fucks

Three debates but only one love island reunion? Ugh, this country

Brat summer . Seasonal depression fall.

Looks like President Trump and Elon Musk spent so much time together their periods synced up…

Used the day off today to get a root canal. Feels kind of woke

Re-naming all my work syncs as “pulling for a chat”

The way all the women got the ick at the exact same time was true art #loveisblind