Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy sweet tea. And I ain't never seen a sad person drinkin' sweet tea. Merica.

Do it perfectally perfect, until its perfect #jmansays #electrical

My favorite winter things are eggnog & giant trucks in the ditch. A lift kit doesn't make ice less slippery shithead. #DC #MonsterEnergy

Bro do you even splice!!! #work

Giving birth is like a dirty magic trick.. humans coming out of humans

Santa can keep his presents. If I wanted handouts, I would have voted for Obama. Merica.

You wanna bend my dick, you better be rich #yyc #ctrain #drunkrandomdude

So excited to go to CowboysCasino Crowfoot my birthday its gonna be a #blast

@calgarychecksto speed trap on stony right after metis trail exit going south

Just found John Gosselin`s Doppleganger on #pitboss #animalplanet instagram.com/p/kLcfR7qdZE/

#winning at life #pancake power

Thought I would take thr girl to the corn maze, found myself at Ikea basically the same #MazeRunner #yyc #ThugLife

If my cash was as plentiful as my receipts I'd have no receipts #yyc #foreal #CashMoney #weezy

Just watched 5 minutes of daniel tosh and I'm pretty sure I'm legally handicapped... #notfunny #howareyoufamous #toshasalad

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