Oh #Armenia you brought talent to a flesh fight… #Eurovision2024

It’s very catchy! #cyprus #Eurovision2024

Why is only the #Croatia keyboard player wearing a balaclava? What does he have to hide? #Eurovision2024

Definitely tapped my foot to that one! #Croatia #Eurovision2024

So for me, it’s Croatia. But obviously I have to vote for Bambi’s Thug. I’d be pleased with Norway, Cyprus and Austria. But secretly want Finland.

Gosh this is brutal 🔥

Thank you for your service 🫡

The polls are open. Remember that politicians are servants of the people. Today thousands of them across the UK are asking for your vote. Your vote is precious; it grants power and it removes it. Use it and remind them never to take it, or you, for granted. #GE2024

Just wants to be part of the fun. Little fox is hoping Metro run a lil story on her. #DogsAtPollingStations

On this election day, The Emporium would humbly invite you to consider your options carefully. #Discworld #Elections2024 #BenevolentDictator #ScorpionPit

To mis-quote Cobra Kai; "Vote Hard! Vote Early! No Mercy!" #voted #CobraKai 🤛🤜👊

My first reactions to #Election2024 exit polls…. If you add Labour, Lib Dem’s & Greens they hold 473 seats. Compare to the right Tories plus Reform they would get 143. Three times as many left-leaning to right-leaning votes?!?! If this is true then the UK I SALUTE YOU!

Oh thank fuck for that.

Can we all make sure the fact that the Greens did EXACTLY as well as Reform with a *fraction* of Reform’s money and airtime does not go unnoticed, even if the news media furiously ignores it?

Stephen Blackmoore

Ok, so, AirPod hearing aids. In case anyone is wondering how this will fuck up the audiology industry- I can buy a new iPhone 16 AND AirPods Max THREE TIMES for what I have to pay for my hearing aids every 3 years.