Webster's is changing the official spelling of "Muslim" to "Moose-Lamb" #alternativefact #SNL #spicey

Happy Taco Tuesday everybody. 💘🌮 #SinglesAwarenessDay

Only 1,608 minutes until the weekend. #ThursdayThoughts #almostweekend

Who knew Raven's dad was Tobias Funke? I want Carl Weathers to tell @viallnicholas28 he's got a stew going #TheBachelor

NICK! You're supposed to hold the umbrella over HER (even though we know how important your hair is to you) #TheBachelor

Global warming isn't real guys. Seeing a mosquito in my NY office in February is totally normal. 👌#globalwarming #climatechange

#IfIWonThePowerball I'd buy Mar-a-lago and rename it Mex-i-co. Enjoy your weekend retreats now Donald J. Trump #JimmyFallon

real.

#TellASadStoryInThreeWords It's not Friday.

Kirby gets her life together: Step 1: shave legs before next weekend. Stay tuned #getittogether #sundaythoughts #SummerIsComing

I still feel awkward about last night. #Oscars2017 #bestpicture #awkwardOscars

Eating my feelings today. #FatTuesday #NotWhatThatMeans

Yea because no one wants that seat anyways. #karmascomingforyou #nyc #heartlessbitches

How to clean your gun... for dummies #ClassesTaughtByDeVos

At least Trump doesn't need to worry abt #WIKILEAKS releasing all his nudie photos. He sent them to Putin personally. ;) #Hacked #Bromance

I saw a woman cry at work today. That woman was me. 🤷‍♀️ #oops #internationalwomensday

Best explanation of #furryfetish I've ever heard: "I mean, I get it. Adult Simba is pretty hot" #ThursdayThoughts #WeirdThingsToCompliment

I'm impressed she didn't drop the #iPhone. She's too young to know phone insurance is way cheaper than #healthcare abcnews.go.com/US/video-shows…

Master of None Season 2 premieres May 12th on Netflix.

Are #TidePods gluten free?