Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

I was today’s year old when I learned Donald Glover was Crispin Glover’s father. Everything in life makes so much sense now.

it only took 294 days to get from "immigrants are eating animals" to "we will feed immigrants to animals"

WORST OPTICS EVER 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇🤮

🚨BREAKING: A desperate Trump begs his supporters in Congress to distract from the Epstein files: “Every time they give you a question that is not appropriate, just say Obama cheated on the election.” He’s instructing them to lie for him. Pure panic. 🤡

OK. I love Paul Newman, but I think it’s weird he was in some of the darkest, most disturbing films ever made. Loved everyone one of these the 1st time I saw it. All hard to watch again.

Same things he says about women. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Do you think my daughter is pretty? She’s 31. Looks exactly like me her grandma.

Brown Eyed Susan

Diddler on the Roof

Every so often I like to remind people this tweet exists.

A thought experiment using AI: Welcome to the grand unveiling of the MAGA Ballroom in 2028

This is a THREAD for the ages:

She wouldn’t fuck him. CDC Director Susan Monarez Departs After Just Weeks on the Job - The New York Times. nytimes.com/2025/08/27/hea…

“Florida is the first state to take the courageous step toward decluttering itself of excess children, but under the inexpert guidance of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., other states may follow.” theatlantic.com/newsletters/ar…

The United States has a pedophile war room

July 1935 German generals were called to a surprise assembly in Berlin and informed that their previous oath to the Weimar constitution was void and that they would be required to swear a personal oath to the Führer. Most generals took the new oath to keep their positions.

October 9, 1977 "Johnny Unitas Day" in Baltimore Five years after his final game as a Colt, retired QB Johnny Unitas returns to his old stomping grounds — #Baltimore's Memorial Stadium — dressed in full uniform. His #Colts #19 is retired in a pregame ceremony before their AFC