Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

First the Muppets Take Manhattan

I have the flu or a bad sinus infection and the things coming out of my nose right now could be featured on Alien Earth

The world yearns for an indie rock Weird Al

Why am I friends on Duolingo with a girl I once hooked up with

Behind every man stands a digital porn stash that has been sustaining him since 2009

All Ghouls and Goblins are Invited to Visit My Haunted Crotch!!!! Spooky!!!!!

Bruce Campbell deserved an Oscar nomination for Evil Dead 2

Shame on Gronk's parents for not being members of the military. Look at the misery you've put him in

Yes, I'm on RO (ravioli often)

You can learn a lot about a country by watching its porn. For instance, what the FUCK is up with the random piss stuff, Germany?!

I think it's high time we assassinate the BW3 buffalo

Oh shit, I just remembered I'm going to see Shonen Knife this week. Can't fucking wait!

The Mountain Goats or we riot

Can I say something without everybody getting mad at me