my niece y’all

Fakest nigga that ever lived

My cousin ended her five-year marriage the day she found out her husband cheated. We all begged her to think twice, to calm down before walking away. But she was done. She packed her things, took her two kids, and left. For a year, the man went from one relative to another,

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My wife wants everyone to know that boiling Moi Moi in nylon bags is VERY DANGEROUS! 🚫🔥 Please stop using nylon as it can release harmful chemicals into your food. Instead, use leaves (like the traditional Ewe Moi Moi) which are natural and much safer. Please RT!

If you know you know 😂

Your pregnant wife watching you walking in rain to go and buy food knowing fully well the baby isn't yours

Women on this app like to talk about themselves like they're farm animals 😭

Battle of face cards: Bloody Civilian and Tyla 😮‍💨❤️

If e reach your turn, marry a woman wey dey dance for TikTok. 🧏🏻‍♂️

My own trauma is still fresh after 8years on ibadan-Ife Road. Kidnappers openly shoot me and my brother, my own is if you want money why shoot me? Thank GOD we both escaped but with bullet wounds. Everyone knew I was tough but my brother is tougher.

Una go learn this law by force. Even if your heads are empty, you must learn by force.

Why are feminists not celebrating

My mum’s first degree was in a course that didn’t qualify for a PhD, so when she decided she wanted a PhD at 45, she had to write WAEC again, got into the University to study Mass Communication, bagged her Master’s, and now, her PhD. I always teased her that I was her senior

Why do people never thank you for your service in Nigeria? Why?

Love my complexion

"Nkechi Blessing you'll kpai. You that don't have money to do POP. Your mother kpai in an hotel and it was preek that kpaid her. You started doing OS as a little girl in Fagba." — Lizzy Anjorin.

Good morning, my respected elder brother, Noble Igwe. Are you aware that the Ekeoha Shopping Complex, which the Otti administration is building, just collapsed? Have you called your people in Aba to check if they’re fine? Another party needs to take over in Abia.