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Kokomoschmoe

@kokomoschmoe

Business Development, writer, stand-up comedian.

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calendar_today06-04-2009 02:02:41

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What happened to the ciabatta sandwich? It was the sandwich of the future a few years ago. I can’t believe Demi Moore didn’t name one of her kids “Ciabatta” What the hell was she thinking?

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I’m here at McDonald’s and some guy has a big tank trunk pumping the sewer lines right by the drive/thru window. This is the way Ray Kroc imagined it. People love the fresh aroma of sewer and Nepalm @ 8 AM.

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You can’t hear this song @ 6 AM and not spring up in bed wanting to kick life’s ass (Not a Tanya Tucker joke. As far as you know) m.youtube.com/watch?v=rcMSzO…

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Any assisted living facility promoting pickle ball tournaments should have their license revoked immediately. Vitas Gerulaitis would probably opt for carbon monoxide poisoning.