I am in pain. Please, to anyone reading this, don't eat undercooked pork.

A... ugh... Haiku by Yours Truly: Betrayed by allies The toilet is my prison My ending draws near.

A Haiku by Yours Truly: Lifeless and silent Again light glows in my hand Smartphone lives once more

I don't know what #swag is! Do you???

I found out a popular store here called Poppo is giving away their products for free today. I got an unhealthy bento, and they didn't ask me for any Ryo! Thank you Poppo Mart (Archived) !! I am in your debt!

Where are all the samurai? Nobody around here has a sword and a lot of folks seem like they're scared when they see mine.

I HAVE A JOB! I FEEL LIKE A SERVANT NOW BUT NOW I CAN BUY MY OWN FOOD!!

A Haiku by Yours Truly: Employed by Tojo I scrub floors and wipe windows Samurai pride gone.

I don't really know who's the best choice here, but I do know that I want more takoyaki!

Some kids said, "nice costume, grandpa!" to me today. The nerve! My clothes are of the highest quality! And I'm not even out of my 30s yet!! I'm going to cry into some takoyaki.

The nights in the city are so bright now. I only just realized that I can't see the stars because of all the lights everywhere.

PWUHAH

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between, I have returned from my deep slumber to announce exciting news. I've learned a new word today: "Fuck"! It sounds versatile and I'm beside myself with glee.

A Haiku by Yours Truly: Illuminated City glowing in the night I'm blinded by light :(

// Hey folks. I think this has been a long time coming but I've decided to finally make this official. Short ver: I'm leaving the community, but I'll still be making public posts. Long ver: I am the admin of Bartender Ichiban Kasuga and Katsura Kogoro 1/3