My debut book is available for preorder now. I can’t wait for you all to read it! Check out link below to see an exclusive preview on my Substack👇

THIS THURSDAY!! My funny friends Adam Coumas, Blank Peng & I have a work in progress show at the one and only The Top Secret Comedy Club club. Tickets here: thetopsecretcomedyclub.co.uk/events-listing…

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Lots of fun at The Top Secret Comedy Club with Adam Coumas and Blank Peng thanks to everyone for coming down! Sorry again to the audience member who climbed on stage and got choked out by Adam and then stabbed with a pen by Blank and then financially defrauded by me. #Showbiz

Next time just tell me the station is closed.

At least they went for a landing strip and not full Brazilian

This guy is either deeply unwell or just feeling a little horse.

900k! So close to a million (My goal) youtu.be/XBrdMrbmz1c?si…

For the last time, I was simply taking photos of the seat cover patterns for my coffee table book!! 😡

“What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the - oh… you’ve stabbed me in the kidney… I see.”

But what am I meant to show to impress women when they don't come back to my place?

Toxic Heckler with The Dariuster™ - come to my Ed Show! #standup #standupcomedy #livecomedy #ComedyCulture #comedy

‘Sessions:’ British Addiction Drama From Hyprr Films Moves Into Production  deadline.com/2025/04/sessio…

Super excited to anounce my first feature film SessionsTheFilm is in Deadline. Big love to the powerful Daniel O’Reilly & Giles Alderson and all the outstanding cast and crew!! 🎥🍿

Excited to share the cast of my film SessionsTheFilm that we are shooting right now! Exciting times!

3 ACE WEEKEND SHOWS Camden Comedy Club FRIDAY 615pm Ali Woods SOLD OUT 8pm Nathan Cassidy Steve N Allen Alex Kealy Alex Bertulis-Fernandes Ali Woods £11+fee⬇️ dice.fm/event/wwaryx-t… Sun 730pm Abi Clarke Cally Beaton PRE-ORDER Namaste Motherf*ckers book! Peter Jones Kogie Ali Woods £7⬇️ dice.fm/event/v3wawl-t…

3 ACE SHOWS FRI/SUN Camden Comedy Club FRIDAY 615pm Ali Woods 8pm Nathan Cassidy Steve N Allen Alex Kealy Alex Bertulis-Fernandes Ali Woods £11+fee SUNDAY 730pm Abi Clarke Cally Beaton PRE-ORDER Namaste Motherf*ckers book! Peter Jones Kogie Ali Woods £7 GRAB TICKETS QUICK! ⬇️ camdencomedyclub.com

SUNDAY NIGHT Camden Comedy Club 730 (doors 720) New material from top comics Ali Woods Abi Clarke Cally Beaton PRE-ORDER Namaste Motherf*ckers book! Nathan Cassidy Kogie Peter Jones ONLY £7 link.dice.fm/reeb4b39c0f2?p… #theratpackcomedy

Can’t believe I got to meet Brigitte Macron!