Had a few whiskeys last night me.

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So to understand this Newcastle want to bring in a player who is striking for a player who is striking ? #StrikersWhoAreStriking

Fuck off Michael Keane!!!. (In preparation watch)

Unbalanced fucking shaky start. Dreadful and easily put under pressure passing out. We’ll lose this.

I mean. Where the fuck do you start with this first 15 minutes. Badly let down and signings are an issue.

Absolutely dog shit preparation from close of season u til now to get signings in. Starting with no full back on the pitch and leaving Moyes to put that fucking shite out there.

Chris Kavanagh didn't think this was a penalty when he was VAR though. #EFC

Lumping it long to Grealish to flick on 😆😆😆 Fuck off I’m turning it off. 😆😆

Poor Jack Grealish there, effortlessly skipping past 4 Leeds players like they aren’t there before popping off an inch perfect pass into Beto’s feet only for it to ping off his plates like he’s wearing wooden blocks for shoes, and straight to a Leeds player.

No defence is settled with Michael Keane in it. It gets fucking blasted all over the pitch when he plays. They’re all a nervous wreck. Transfer dealings without doubt have now started affecting performances in the league and that’s unacceptable get the players in or fuck off

The problem with Carragher and Neville’s analysis is that it doesn’t take any notice of the actual relevant law of the game. Unfortunately for Neville “the look on a players face” isn’t a a factor in the law covering handball. #EFC

Square pegs. Round holes.

Remember when people were worried about pre season and we were told it’s only about fitness? See last night.

This hit harder than any parenting advice I've ever heard

Bell that Tyler Dibling again lad

Biggest catastrophe for Potter since Den Perry burnt down The Phoenix

Everton every transfer window:

Ganas had a shot