Throwback to when I was allowed out of my house and went to the museum and found a sign that sounded like Vladimir Putin addressing the UN in the wake of election scandals

Hi @TwitterSupport A video of Boris Johnson’s most recent press conference started playing in a box-out on my search page. The caption said, “swipe to dismiss” and I did but he’s still in power. Is this a known bug in your software?

In another episode of ‘Irony Watch’, President Trump suggests that being critical of the President of the United States “is... stifling free speech”. Bonus learning opportunity: look up why freedom of speech is considered to be so important...

We are trending no 1 and 2 in England. I need everyone’s help to keep this noise going as I head to training but before I go, to ALL MPs in Parliament, this is not about politics. The same way us players put rivalry aside when we put the England shirt on, please #maketheuturn

David Bowie vs MTV. Pay particular attention to about 4.25 onwards. Bonus Close Reading question: what are the connotations of “Urban” and “Suburban” in this context? youtu.be/yNcSlmnBV5s

Working through emails has brought me to the conclusion that few memes I’ve encountered are as accurate as this one...

Agreed. The hard bit for us is the voting. If anyone’s still in the fence, check out the candidate’s manifestos (manifesti? Manifestes?) on the Knox Website...

I’m flattered: this’ll be the first time anyone’s asked for my number in a pub for years... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…

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Sure. Why not. Anything goes in 2020.

...case in point. I’m throwing my support behind _this_ Kanye. I like the mixture of childish humour and blind hope which they embody.

Great to see senior pupils today (from a physical distance) and great to see this collection being released! I’m keen on the physical box set but you can download the whole lot FOR FREE AS E-BOOKS! theguardian.com/books/2020/aug…

I have been awake since 6am. I have done nothing but watch this video. I don’t speak Russian. I regret nothing.

Update: am still watching. This is the Tweet that made me say, “Girls, Daddy is watching tea escalate in the former Eastern Bloc. Pour your own Cheerios.”

Dominic Cummings’ eye crystals clearly couldn’t see that far into the future. Probably needs them tested...

Day 10 of online learning: Me: “Mark the dissertation.” Brain: “You’re going to sneeze no you’re not are you going to sneeze yes no you’re definitely not you definitely are no wait you’re not going to sneeze you’re going to sneeze no you’re not going to sneeze yes you are going

Megan Amram’s short satire is both hilarious and a damning critique of the Toxic Masculinity that harms _all_ genders in our society. Plz read. Thx... newyorker.com/magazine/2019/…

Apologies to the last few pupils to whom I emailed feedback. I didn’t realise that I had caps lock on so it may have come across as a little more aggressive than intended. oR lIKE A sERIAL kILLER wRITING tO a nEWSPAPER.

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