Meanwhile in Maryville, TN #Covid19 🦠

no offense but if you don't tell me happy birthday on my birthday then we aren't friends 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

Me: (doesn’t text back for 30 minutes) tay 💫 : are you playing cod?? Me: (looks down at my phone after winning a round of blood money with the boys and realizing she already knows the answer to the question and is typing)

Whoever filmed this is a coward

One day when I’m parents are old enough, I’ll show them doses and mimosas

Aaron Hernandez coming back from the gulag to join Gronk and Brady

One year left.

#2 days. #RickandMorty returns May 3 at 11:30p to adult swim.

Yoooo the FBI really killed those people at #Waco

And for what

I want to buy a Jay Cutler jersey now

Unpopular opinion:Matt Ryan isn’t a top 15 QB

It’s not white vs black, it’s everybody vs racists

So I can back to a normal schedule at work but they won’t let us go home??

I feel like people forget Hitler was a socialist

Peace out Twitter.