Meh

Turns out MJ was a QB for UCF in the early 90s ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How did you become a better UCF fan this off season? I moved 9 minutes from the Bounce House.

Can anyone vouch for this guy

Wait a second

Took me a minute to catch up ~ But these are the best UCF hats out there. INIT Brand 👏

Heat.

I was unfamiliar with your game Hard Rock Bet *replenishes account*

Now that we have a QB, let’s shift our attention to the next thing to complain about. When will these be for sale?

Just moved into my new place & immediately realized that cable is the way to go. 1 Gig internet 160+ channels Redzone Local Fanduel Channels Includes: Peacock HBO Max Paramount Disney+ Hulu ESPN+ $125/month

I WILL BE MEAL PREPPING THIS WEEK* 😤 *ᵇᵘᵗ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉˡʸ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵐʸ ᵐᶦⁿᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒʳᵈᵉʳ ᶜᵃᵛᵃ ᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵉᵃʳ ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ

BREAKING: New UCF Football jersey are on sale now at Alumni Hall UCF. I would hurry on over if you want to get your hands on one

Another W for cable.

As a Swiftie's husband, should I adjust my plans tonight? I planned pasta and maybe some Facebook Marketplace runs. Do I need a sitter, a dinner reservation, or to leave her alone? SOS

dap up if you’re gonna lose by 20 tomorrow 😤😤😤

Enjoyed the Sons of UCF live last night. Perfect way to bring in gameday. Had to pay homage today to the special guest host with new Air Max BP 1’s 👑🏆

I’ve been drug tested so much this offseason and now pre-season and the season hasn’t even started yet. At this point, I could buy the league a new randomizer myself. @nfl