This little mouse stopped by for a snack 🐭🍓

This part always kills me 😂

earth to Bald . come in Bald

ANIMORPHS, LET'S GET IT, MOTHERFUCK A YEERK!

how privileged some of us are to pay for this war in gas money and not lives.

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

Unfortunately yes I do find people who superset at the gym annoying af

No Kings Protests and voting for milquetoast democrats is cute and all, but a dozen warehouse fires and gunshots into a billionaire’s home has Sam Altman calling for UBI, 4 day work weeks, and universal healthcare.

Infidelity is such an interesting concept, you’re cheating on someone you chose to be with…like no one forced you to be with this person…it was a conscious decision you made to be with this person and now you’re cheating on them.

4 hour flight delay

You’re not the victims.

Today you all need to see how the earth toad spins and twirls while burying itself in the ground. 😂

PLAYOFF STATS AS A LAKER 🤯 Gabe Vincent: 2.1PPG / 25% 3PT Luke Kennard: 25 PPG / 73% 3PT

me hace mucha gracia cuando mi gato me maúlla y cuando me giro para verlo tiene la cola en forma de “?” claro hijo mío cuál es tu duda intentaré resolverla

One of my favorite things to do when looking for jobs now is reporting companies that don’t list the salary range in states that require it

今朝キッチンから母の悲鳴が聞こえたから何事かと思って飛んでったらこれで爆笑

漫画肉になる骨ピック、ナゲットに刺しても気分上がって楽しい

Wemby on people calling him "too emotional" and "gay" for crying on the court “I think it's first and foremost a fear of judgment. Like this feeling that you have to act a certain way, social codes, I guess. Personally, I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.