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Klub Vaniti

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calendar_today24-02-2011 16:13:55

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If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! #Facts

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everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... #Fact

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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. #Fact

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it. #Fact

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3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. . So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! #Fact

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ONLY DARK SKINNED BITCHES GO ON INSTAGRAM, SHIFT THRU FILTERS LOOKIN 4 WHICH MAKES EM LIGHTEST THEN USE AS AVI & TWEET "BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL"

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Boy kills A Butterfly & Dad Said No Butter 4 U, Boy kills A Honeybee & Dad Said No Honey 4 U, Mom killed A Cockroach Boy Said To Dad Now Wah