“Just did a mp into c mp into dr cancel into mp mp c mp into dr cancel into mp c hp qcf lk mk hk into level 3, what’s going on with you?”

We just pretend we do

“Hi Ken. It’s me Juri Han. The iconic character.”

“Nah, I don’t cosplay. It’s actually me, Juri Han, from streets?”

“Hey, Ken from streets.”

“The hell is THAT?”

“Eh, sounds like a dead franchise to me.”

“Oh I only play Rivals.”

“I hate that game though… Anyways, it’s me Juri Han.”

“What’s up, it’s me Juri Han. I like kicking, purple, and spiders.”

“That’s what I, Juri Han, am known for. Quirky little quips.”

“Naaaah, I think it’s you actually. Im the real Juri Han… from streets.”

“Yeah, that’s where Juri Han, me, lives.”

“Yuh huh I do.”

“It’s my specialty.”

Guys notifications and DMs are reportedly broken. Test it by making out/having sex with me??? It’s the best way to be sure??

"Oh god, Moira is SO HOT."

Snatches the mic. "... This Romeo is bleedin'. You can't FEEL HIS BLOOD-!"

Hand to her forehead, in a most overdramatic fashion. "It's nothin' but some feeling's... That this old dog... KICKED UUU-UUP-!"

Pockets heals the Moira because she kinda flirted with me.