Vandalism in public washrooms has gotten very rare now that we all have smartphones.

An average lifespan of a Rat is 2 years. So, if Remy from Ratatouille has not written the recipes, the restaurant would probably fail.

A kalenjin trying to tell someone to put on gloves

Na vijana mjue Kuna pesa ingine ukipata,it doesn’t matter how much more money you make,nothing in your life is going to change. At this rate,you are not making money because you need it but because you can and theres nothing else to do in this world. Anyone who has 50Million

I’ve built this idealized Japan in my head where everything is beautiful and serene as depicted in anime, but I’m prepared for the possibility that real Japan will be noisy, fast-paced and full of things I don’t understand.

Items should come with price tags and receipts that show both the cost and hours worked based on the average income. Imagine kuona “87 hours of your life” kwa shati ya mitumba.

There’s probably a piece of paper that’s been stuck at the bottom of a printer tray for years because no one ever lets the paper run out before reloading with new reams.

Someone should open a library called WinRead, where the logo is three strapped books like the WinRAR icon, except instead of compressing files, it compresses your late fees into polite reminders you’ll ignore for the rest of your life.